Pick-Up Lines, Librarian Style
“Come closer, baby, I just want to see if we are on the same page.”
“Let’s play search engine: enter your terms and see if you get positive results.”
“Do you have any overdue books, because you have fine written all over you?”
“Care to slip between the covers with me?”
“Can I get a library card, so I can check you out?”
Vong Sundara: How to pick up a librarian
